(Source: aloosh1995)

tastefullyoffensive:

'Guardians of the Galaxy' Facts and Trivia [callmeforge]

Previously: 'Guardians of the Galaxy' vs. 'The LEGO Movie'

ciggers:

When you walk into a room full of people you don’t know

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chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

seifukucat:

sir could you just calm down for a second

(Source: villiago)

tonjinl:

so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food

tonjinl:

so in japan they have this thing where you dress up as ronald mcdonald and you get free food

breakinq:

vertical/personal

breakinq:

vertical/personal

outonismo:

visit my tumblr

outonismo:

visit my tumblr

dapperfucker:

best of “she wears short skirts”

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

iambettymay:

gleeandgleek:

Jeff Hong - “Unhappily ever after”

Wow this post hurt my inner child